boys-bands-and-bitches:

maurauders-x:

reichenbatchhero:

im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references

dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”

snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”

mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”

I need more of these somebody add more

“Professor, could you teach me about the Bofa spell?”

“bofa spell? what sofa spell?”

“BOFA DEEZ NUTS”

Detention forever, but totally worth it for the look on Snape’s face.