mosswyrm:

mosswyrm:

why would a fantasy world with dragons and orcs and liches not have gay marriage, i dont fucking understand these nerds who strive to cling to the shittier aspects of reality in fantasy

“check it out, this monster that shoots acid out of its one nostril and it has like a fucked up ostrich body.”

“cool, can my character be trans like me?”

“no, fuck you”