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21 Tue Jun 2016
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01 Wed Jun 2016
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inImagine if a trending hashtag in Gotham is #ImTellingBatman for all the times people see Robins doing stupid shit like playing rooftop tag or stopping to pet the police dogs
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
31 Tue May 2016
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republicanidiots: micdotcom: Awesome dad teaches other dads how to do their daughters’ hair Best thing ever in the history of …
27 Fri May 2016
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deducecanoe: katherinekatzen: deducecanoe: I never thought of it like that before. Hmm. Both? I mean. So I can make an …
29 Fri Apr 2016
IM SCREAMING
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28 Thu Apr 2016
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in#bb8 is absolutely a foul-mouthed droid#can you imagine how hilarious it would be for poe to be on his best …
21 Thu Apr 2016
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inALL RIGHT FUCKOS BUCKLE IN
Buttercup: Nicole Beharie
Westley: Cara Gee
Inigo: Rosario Dawson
Fezzik: Gwendoline Christie
Vizzini: Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Prince Humperdink: Lena Heady
Count Rugen: Jessica Chastain
Bonus points:
Grandmother: Oprah Winfrey
Granddaughter: Marsai Martin
TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY!
The only way to make Princess Bride EVEN BETTER 😀
WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE HERE
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS AND NOT CAST BETTE MIDLER AS MIRACLE MAX
17 Sun Apr 2016
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04 Mon Apr 2016
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just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.
Normalize vocalizing discomfort.
Last weekend, a guy that at that point I’d known for about 24 hours called me “darling“. I could tell he didn’t mean anything by it, but I (politely) asked that he not do that because I don’t like it. He looked surprised and got a little defensive – “oh, I call all my friends that!“ “Okay, well I’d still rather you didn’t“ “oh well harumph harumph sorry”
whereas the exchange should have gone
“blah blah blah, darling“
“oh please don’t call me that, I don’t care for that“
“oh I’m sorry, I won’t do that“ CONTINUE CONVERSATION
Normalize vocalizing discomfort.
Yep yep yep. I’ve literally had people give me weird looks because I correct them when they try to shorten my name. My own family members don’t call me by any nickname.
14 Mon Mar 2016
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inbruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments
i agree with all of this except that it’s definitely oracle who does this on the weekends